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On a political rally Jack was arrested. Why???

A woman journalist was walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

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  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL. Good One. LOL.

  • 1 decade ago

    Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."

    The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."

    So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.

    "You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.

    "You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.

    "Yeah, I think I do!"

    "Well, I didn't."

  • soxfan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    crickets

  • 1 decade ago

    that doesnt really go together very well

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  • 1 decade ago

    i thought it was becus he BOTCHED a joke

  • Sarah
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    he he i get it , he "press"ed her shirt

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