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Ninjas vs Mummies who wins in a fight?

Say a group of archaeologists stumble onto an ancient forbidden dig and accidentally awaken the mummies and humanity becomes cursed. I think the only ones capable of stopping this menace are ninjas.

While mummies are able to take a lot of blows to their bodies, they are for the most part slow. I also know they can teleport and blow evil winds from their mouths but I'd say in the long run a ninja can use his supernatural agility and mystical powers to overcome the evil foe.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    the ninjas will tear the mummies a~~ es apart

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ninjas, it's a no brainer! The Ninja is a force that is unstoppable even for the menace of Mummies. We've actually had this problem in my town on an occasion and the only thing that saved us was a rush delivery of air dropped Ninjas from the Japanese restaurant two counties away. Those Cats dropped in over three thousand feet and did not have parachutes, then kicked the mummies asses silly!!!! Thank God for Ninjas!

  • 1 decade ago

    Dude. I agree completely. Mummies, similar to zombies are a menace on this world and some of the only ones quick enough, strong enough nevertheless ballsy enough to stop them are the Ninjas. I should know, my mom was a ninja in the Vietnam war. Ho chi minh did not die of a heart attack, my mother poisoned him from over 2 and half miles away.

    You raise and interesting point. As a gun owner and avid shooter i am always researching what round is best for the inevitable raising of the zombies. (one must not consider stopping power alone, but the availability of bullets after the break down of society.) Now however, i will have to plan ahead for mummies as well.

    You should be proud of yourself for raising awareness on the growing mummy threat. You are truely a blessing upon society and will be highly regarded for your wisedom when we have to rebuild society. Great Question.

    Remember, swords don't need reloading.

  • 1 decade ago

    That depends on which mummy version you are talking about. If you are talking about the mummies from black and white movies, like "Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy" (1955), then ninjas would win. But if you were talking about the mummies from "The Mummy" (1999), then the ninjas would loose out.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Well I would have to say the Mummys as if they have such great powers to be awaken and come to life to fight then who knows what they are capable of. They are slow that is true but they can not be killed so how could a ninja win. As you proved they do not die as they came back to life now.

    Source(s): Just an observation
  • 1 decade ago

    dude, you totally forgot about optimus prime. he would crush all the mummies with just a little help from the ninjas. yeah true ninjas are agile and can cut off heads, but what king of mummies are we talking about? like duck-tales mummies or the kind from "the mummy"??

    if were talkin duck tales, then they are slow, but have the ability to curse you. but thats it. whereas "the mummy" mummies, they have a full arsenal of ancient egyptian weapons, curses, and plagues at hand. and without optimus prime and maybe a few other autobots, the ninjas would suffer a large loss.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ninja is trained whereas mummies are just slow and dumb.

    Ninja win 3-0 final score

  • NeoArt
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Sailor Scouts! Especially Sailor Mars! I mean, come on now. Long black hair, red sailor dress, heels! Forget the mummies and ninjas. Even Sailor Moon, who is such a crybaby, can whoop them bigger than the Dems thumped the Neocons.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ninjas, come on, mummies just walk around wrapped in burial cloths.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    i'd want to assert that the ninja would win, yet i don't think of that or not that is accessible. One ninja adverse to thousands of zombies in basic terms doesn't seem accessible. He'd ought to do ordinarily ranged struggling with. The chance of the ninja not getting bit, or scratched quicker or later is amazingly slender. i visit ought to part with the zombies in this one.

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