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Who is the worlds biggest idiot?

I read about a guy who lit a firework rocket and stuck it up his bottom as a joke - needless to say he got horribly injured.

http://idiot.kitt.net/2006/11/firework-rocket-shot...

Can anyone tell me about an even bigger idiot in the news - I could do with a laugh.

Update:

Thanks Willow - I am sadly not in the news - but thanks for your input - go trolling somewhere else my little friend.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    a lot of them....

  • 1 decade ago

    DARWIN AWARD WINNER 2003

    PADERBORN, GERMANY:

    Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happens.

  • -RKO-
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    George W. Bush - he stuck a rocket grenade up the world's a*s and got horribly injured. Needless to say, he got what he deserved: a Democratic landslide and a mandate from the people of America. -RKO-

  • 1 decade ago

    The President* of the United States, Shrub Bush.

    *Annointed by the United States Supreme Court

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  • 1 decade ago

    George W. Bush

  • 1 decade ago

    George W. Bush

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i don't know this one seems to be at the top of the list even considering all the stupid criminals out there too many out there and its scary these ppl are allowed to vote, drive a car and procreate.....no doubt there is a website just to see these ppl.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There are too many to mention in that category to single any one out. you can clumpb them into groups though...deadbeat dads, the Enron crowd, terrorists, etc.

  • Lee
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I'd have to say George W. Bush

  • 1 decade ago

    yes tony blair

  • 1 decade ago

    oh...i haven't heard from the what should i do retard lately? he still around? the biggest idiot.....mmmm. jennifer granholm.

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