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How did the blonde explain her helicoptor accident?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    She said it was getting cold so she turned off the ceiling fan

  • 1 decade ago

    I like blonde jokes.....very much........Do you?

    Then, rate this one:

    Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

    Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

    An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."

    A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

  • 1 decade ago

    Blonde: whats a helicoptor?

    Here's another good blonde joke

    three women were fugitives with the police closing in so they hide in a farm. one, a red head hides with the cows, another, a brunette, hides with the sheep, the last, a blonde, hides with lthe lima beans. the police enter the farm and go to the cow pasture, all they hear is the "moo" of the cows. So they go to the sheep, all they hear is the "baa" of the sheep. so they go to the lima beans and they hear "lima bean, lima bean"

  • 1 decade ago

    She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the fan.

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  • 1 decade ago

    For a Change , She found the fan was making too much of noise, so it was swithced off !!!

  • 1 decade ago

    she said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan. XD

  • Jocko
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Her hair was getting messed up so she turned down the fan.

  • 1 decade ago

    The fans were distracting her, so she turned them off!

  • 1 decade ago

    she got cold and turned off the fan ( the propellers) LOL

  • bugi
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    she woke up and go out of the house... and never thought that she would fall..... after she woke up.. she already had bandages all over her body...

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