Good Morning?

GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO!

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY...

To make sure you start our day with a healthy chuckle & good attitude, here is some morning humour for you:

The Pastor and the Cat

He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then

was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk,

etc. The kitty would not come down.

The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided

that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the

tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

He did all this, checking his progress in the car frequently,

then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree

would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten.

But as he moved a little further forward, the rope broke.

The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through

the air - out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible.

He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen

a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he

prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and

went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store and met one of his

church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and

was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and

everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food

when you hate cats so much?"

She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her

little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept

refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again,

so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well if God gives you

a cat, I'll let you keep it."

She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get

on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you

won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes.

A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws

outspread, and landed right in front of her."

~ Dwight Nelson

(According to www.mountainwings.com, this is a true story about

the pastor of Mr. Nelson's church)

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Wishing you all the very best life has to offer.

Helene Malmsio

Good Morning to you as well! Hope you have a wonderful day!

And the same to you,

ps. good idea, everyone can always use a good morning.

ya here in India...its night time...but thanx a lot buddy and same for u.

That's very nice of you!Thanks,you too!

Thanks....right back at ya!!

sounds like someone got laid!

hey but here in india it is 9pm .so good night.

but thanks anyway.

Hey -

You too!!

Thanks. Wishing you the same.