Worst pickup line ever?

Oh Really Sorry ! I tried to be as slow and as leaky as possible...still if it blew you then I must say only one thing that you are too fit to be blown !!! Ha Ha Ha .....Good One !!

Did you know you're a maxi pad? Yes, it's true. You're the wind beneath my wings.

If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you have a quarter? My momma made me promise to call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

You're body's talking to me, and I like what it's saying...

Your daddy must be a terrorist, cause baby, you are DA BOMB

I could go on and on....

Let's see your sitting in a bar talking to the bar tender asking him questions by his first name, the man sitting next to you asks "Do you come here often?"....Here's your line!

Oh Sarah

if that was said to me i would bolw him away. Nice one Lmao girl

no.......if u see someone u really like then u could fart with then if he or she like u then get to gauther.if he or she dont like u then forget them and move on

That is bad... but my friend has a worse one...a guy actually said to her, "Hey, baby I'd like to drop a load in you" !!!

Hope he didn`t follow through - lol

ha ha

haha I like it it's original

" Get Your Coat Babe You've Pulled"