A joke for you people with nothing to do.?

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A man sits at a barstool.  Each time before he orders a drink, he looks into his shirt pocket.  After watching the man for awhile, the bartender asks him why he does this.  The man replies "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket, and when she starts to look good, it's time to go home."

Taramasu2U · Accepted Answer

I think it's a good one, thanks.

P.S. Thank you for your answer under dating and rel.  It is thought-provoking, wise, and helpful.  Plus it is so nice to get advice from a guy.  I'm going to try to get my head out of "white picket fence mode," which is where it's been.  He's worth waiting for, by the way, a real "true blue" guy.  I also like his kids.  Thanks, T2U  :)

Jane Doe · Answer

Thanks!!I really don't know how I would spend my night at work without jokes like this!!

nickisgreen · Answer

Hahahahahahahaha!That was actually prety good

Tonella&#39;s Baby · Answer

hahaha that was soo funny lol haha

Nicole · Answer

he he he
Good one.

There, I filled up some more of my useless time. Thank you.

Anonymous · Answer

good one

lil mb · Answer

haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa he is going to live threr

nswblue · Answer

He would be better off single!@

NICOLE22 · Answer

thats funny!!!
me like!!!!

Anonymous · Answer

lol hear-ed

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A joke for you people with nothing to do.?

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