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Illegal fisherman?

There was a rumor that a Louisiana man was fishing illegally, catching many fish, but he would not ever get caught at it. So one day, a new game warden, also new to the territory, decided to catch this man at his game, and he went to where the man usually fished. Dressing like an ordinary fisherman, and carrying his fishing pole, he approached the man and asked if he could go fishing with him. The man looked him over, and then said, sure, why not.

So they got into a small row boat and rowed out into the middle of the lake. After a couple of hours of regular fishing, the man decided that the new guy was okay, so he pulls out some dynamite and proceeds to lite it.

The young game warden immediately says to the man, “Mister, I am the new game warden and you are under arrest for illegal fishing.”

The man, holding the lit dynamite, hands it to the game warden, and says, “ you gonna fish or talk?”

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL!! Amazing how quickly our values change when holding a stick of dynamite!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Dynamite stuns the fish with its blast, and they float to the surface and u can pick them out of the water before they come too. Funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    yah thats funny

  • Rich Z
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Old one.

  • 1 decade ago

    good one

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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