What would Woody Allen ask on Yahoo! Answers?

You think quantum physics has the answer? I mean, you know, what purpose does it serve for me that time and space are exactly the same thing? I mean I ask a guy what time it is, he tells me 6 miles? What the hell is that? And Yes, I'm an atheist, but I resented the fact however obliquely that they implied that Auschwitz was basically just a theme park. On the other hand I promised students of my class I'm gonna take them to the Caravaggio exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum. You know, I try to give them a little culture now and then so they don't beat each other to death with bicycle chains all the time. The thing I'm going to miss the most is the kids. The kids are, wonderful kids and they're bright, you know. You should see the creative ways they smuggle weapons past the metal detectors, it's amazing.

Oh I'd like to think he'd say something like this:

Does Yahoo!Answers really answer your questions? Do you question questions? How do question an answer?

Who is me? Wha am i doing here? Why are you Yahoos Yahing when there's nothing to Yahoo about.

I would ask Woody Allen you sorry what you did to Mia Farrow? running of with your adopted daughter?

He would ask "Why isn't there a section for 'Professional Jews'?", but it would be under Psychology, not Religion.

Was Walter's suicide just a side effect, or is God just Mr. Big?

He would say, "you seem like a happy couple" , "to what do you attribute that?"

I would hope he would ask "Should I just stop making movies?"

I really don't know but I'm sure it would be something pedantic.

Where he can get another young girlfriend.