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ahmfromspace asked in PetsCats · 1 decade ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And if a wood chuck COULD chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

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  • Bricks
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

  • 1 decade ago

    A woodcuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck but never chuck as much wood as Chuck Norris could chuck!

  • 1 decade ago

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck All the wood if a woodchuck only could. (at least according to my 99 year old grams who taught me that little 'ditty' as she called it)

    Hats off to ''chucking''

    Love,Sha

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    42 cords to be exact.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    A woodchuck is a groundhog

    the groundhog is an animal so really there is no right answer to this question so I woodchuck would chuck as many would as it would like if it was strongly enough to

  • 1 decade ago

    How much wood would a wood chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a wood chuck could chuk wood if a wood chuck would chuck wood.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that would be depending on the woodchuck's capability to chuck woods..

  • 1 decade ago

    Woodchucks CAN chuck wood.

    They can pick up a big plank and throw that thing.

    I'd say probably a pound or two of wood would work.

    :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You can build a mansion of wood or shopping mall or rebuild washington DC or Make space shuffle in space.

    LOLLOLOLOLOOLOlolololololololololoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 1 decade ago

    it would omly take a match to burn the woodchuck and i will give it to ya free LMAO

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