Funny joke OR 911 Funny joke?

wow. i didn't think anyone could suck more than cuddly d.

kudos.

My two jokes are better.

One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.

Number 1:

(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')

♫ I believe I can die, ♫

♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫

♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫

♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫

Number 2:

Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.

That's all I got.

It's a bit too soon for that to be funny. It's morbid humor, and I gotta admit I did chuckle while shaking my head.

No But It's The Cheapest Two Pointer. Keep Em Up And We'll Keep Raking In The Points!

Bad fart jokes mean you should probably be just old enough to still get some useful social education from "Barney" the purple dinosaur.

Are you kidding? I hope your kidding...those jokes weren't even semi funny. I mean maybe to a five year old that likes to say fart but other than that sry and keep working at it.

God, stop posting idiotic questions, you're not funny, you're retarded, I don't love you're jokes, I didn't even crack a laugh at your jokes, I would love to see you with a bullet through you're brain though.

are you serious? you really need to get away from the computer and get back into the land of the living!!!!!!

that was in no way, shape, or form funny at all!!!!

Wow. you're a lot better. Keep up the good work.

I like 1. more!

that one was really funny!

i started laughing like ccccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love ur face at the bottom of a river