What happens when you ejaculate in space?

it will float up and hit u in the eye

Find an astronaut that admits to having jacked-off while aboard on the ISS or Mir or Skylab and see what they have to say.

Now, if you're talking about in the vacuum of space outside with no air pressure around you then you would be likely be extruding all sorts of bodily fluids out your orifices just prior to dessicating and freezing. If you are suicidal you could try it.

That is how little green aliens were created, through pervets ejaculating into space.

By looking at the comments, I recommend you to research it on a search engine.

You go blind, stunt your growth, grow hair on your palms, ...no wait, oh just give me the 2 points and get me out of here.

You will be accelerated in the opposite direction.

if u ejaculate in space, ...fuc this, i only wanted the 2 pts......

That is the most stupedist question that i have heard in my life. Any way no comment!!

little globs of sperm will go forth and spread humanity throughout the cosmos

Even though they're green, you will start to see men.