Guys what do you call it pleasuring yourself?

I'm not a guy, but the funniest euphemism for male masturbation i know of is...

Buffing the happy lamp!

Target Practice

I'm not a guy, but I've heard:

Going a couple of rounds with the love rifle

Having sex with the beanpole

Greasin' up the purple-helmeted warrior

Shaking hands with the Cyclops 'til he throws up

Dancing with the main vein

I'm not a guy but I've heard of guys calling it lots of different things.

shaking the snake

taming the anaconda

flogging the dolphin

whacking the weasil

spanking the monkey

a 5 knuckle shuffle

and giving birth to some knuckle children.... theres 2 for ya

It saddens my heart to imagine that any born again believer, would take excitement in seeing someone bypass to hell. we were saved from going there, purely by the shed blood of Christ. We should be there. all of us sin and fall short of His glory. The wages of sin is demise although the present of God is eternal life by Jesus Christ our Lord. If each person enjoys seeing the lost bypass to hell , i'm heavily doubting they are saved themselves, because it truly is vanity. We ought to save in ideas from the position we fell.

Turning the doorknob =P

Sex with the one I love the most

Flogging the dolphin.

Jacking off. I love it doing it to myself or having another guy jack me off.