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VetteLeo
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VetteLeo asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What's green....?

Q. What's green, slimy, and smells like pork?

A. kermit's finger.

Can i get an Amen?

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  • XxNew york eyesxX
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    oh yea thats really funny!! not kiddin i love it !!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Amen

  • pistola
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Sure, I'll give you an amen.

    Miss Piggy would probably give you a chop!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i love that one, miss piggy's got some cuchin for the pushin!

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  • mamaexfour
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    YUCK!!!!!!!!! HEY WHAT WITH ALL THE ANSWERS TO OTHERS JOKES WITH THE NO **** OR ****?? IS YOUR MIND REALLY THAT DIRTY??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that's funny!

  • Adrienne L
    1 decade ago

    hell no

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no...

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