I dropped a piece of gum in my septic tank but picked it up in less than 30 seconds. Did I do it right?

You ever watch "Mythbusters"? There is no time rule..... once its down, its down. And are talking like a septic tank on rural property? That must of been one heck of a dive and in which case the filth of the gum is not the only thing you have to worry about. Maybe a shower would do you some good.

You're a pansy. Its called the 60 second rule, not the 30 second rule!

No No No No, silly hehe, its a 5 second rule, so your gum is now toxic gum and you will die. Sorry to be thepne to let you know, but it had to be done. So quickly write your will and leave it all to me. lol

It's 5 seconds you dumbazz!

Yep, should be fine. You might even want to consider patenting that as a new flavor.

nonono you did it all wrong!

you should have given it to someone else and then told them after they put it in their mouth. you should have took a picture of it on top of the sludge. shock value x10

Tacky, tacky, tsk....tsk..Yikes!!!! You're so gross, desperate, and EWWWW I'm sure you're telling a fib. Just the mere thought or imagined picture of your action really grossed me out. You're insulting our senses.

NOOOO!!! EWWWW!!!

I EXPECT TO SEE YOUR ROTTED CORPSE IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!!

I hope this is fake! If not, I hope you don't get salmonella poisoning...That is vile!

yuck!!!

OMFG WTF is wrong with you!