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Just a joke, take no offense?

A man is stranded on a deserted island with only a dog and a donkey. After several years the donkey starts to look good to the man, but every time the man tries anything with the donkey, the dog barks and bites his legs. One day there is a shipwreck and a woman washes ashore without any clothes. The man rushes out to save the woman and she is so gratefull she says "Thank you for saving me. I will do what ever you want, just ask!!" The man thinks a bit and replies "Ok, will you please hold that stupid dog for 10 minutes?"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    That was real funny. Hey. Good Joke, He didnt think about the woman

    Get This

    Wives Night Out

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful

    and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the

    Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so

    they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she

    thought she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did

    not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

    that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

    The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally

    sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other

    husband and said, "These girls' nights out have got to stop!

    I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!"

    "That's nothing" said the other husband,

    "Mine came back with a card stuck to her as s that said:

    From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

    BYE - Imtiyaz G

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i thought it woz goin 2 b sommat else, but dats okay.

    like dat other answerer said, lookin at a goal, u aint givin a s hi t wot comes into ur way, and u really dont concentrate on fings around u at all

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  • 1 decade ago

    Thank you for the chuckle.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL ,very funny ,,no offense at ll ..

  • 1 decade ago

    that was a pretty good joke although it was kind of sick

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    When you're focused on a goal, nothing else matters (thanks for the giggle)

  • 1 decade ago

    that was dum and i didnt really get it

  • Sarah
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    that is so wrong...but funny!

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