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If julie has 2 acorns, why can't the teacher spell mississippi?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Because strictly speaking you need to have 5 acorns to spell any river!

  • 1 decade ago

    well the answer is simple.....the teacher is dyslexic and as julie has the acorns she is distracting the teacher from her concentration on the spelling of mississippi on the blackboard because she has to tell julie to put them away because they are dirty.....and thats the logical answer

  • 1 decade ago

    Because the teacher's thick as pig ****. Probably comes from a council estate, yet with the drastic need for teachers, the school board have decided to accept anyone?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cuz the squirrel got to her nuts.

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  • 1 decade ago

    She lives were i live in Ireland LMAO

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    because you smoke CRAK and share it with the teach???

  • 1 decade ago

    no idea

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