markhatter

Finally, after 4 years in a category A prison, Mrs Pilkinton is released back into society. She appears to be relatively unscathed by the incident and is looking forward to a nice cup of tea.

Hippo and Goose are so excited and can barely contain their excitement. They have been planning a surprise party with cake, balloons and all manner of party games.

Do you think Mrs Pilkinton will enjoy the party or will her paranoia and mood swings affect the atmosphere and ruin the day?

Hyenas are the only animal that will happily have sex for money?

I have nothing to say, just star if it's good. That seems to be what we do on here these days isn't it?

You burn off more calories eating a pie than you do throwing up a yoghurt

or is that just wishful thinking?

(it has to be blue one)

two men sitting in a sauna.

one says, "it's really hot in here"

the other says "aaahhhh a talking man"

oh, it doesn't really work does it

a naughty bus

theres enough poison in a crab to kill a crab

The tram is the only vehicle that can be powered by haddock

Brie is produced by stirring milk with a Frenchmans c*ck?

The vagina is the only part of the human body suitable for storing porridge?

In Iceland, it's illegal to eat fish if you're not a lesbian?

the otter is the only animal that can survive on just it's own urine?

if you smile at a tramp, you run the risk of your teeth falling out?

It's illegal to talk to a Kangaroo if you don't have an Australian accent?

Mangos are the only fruit that can read?

Is it true that robin hood was actually made of wood?

Can driving too fast can cause smallpox?

If julie has 2 acorns, why can't the teacher spell mississippi?