is it true?

Well mines full to the brim of porridge right now and it seems okay. Lol x

Aside From The Fact I Think This Should Have Appeared In Polls And Surveys Mate. And By The Way Gross! The Only Safe Place To Store Porridge Is In An Airtight Explosives Magazine Deep In A Nuclear Bunker. Other Than That You Could Mix It With Water Boil It Up With A Good Bit Of Salt, Mix To A Really Sticky Consistency And Render Your House With It.

This Advice May Also Be Taken With A Pinch Of Salt!

Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas Mate!

Funnily enough I was at the 3 bears house last week and they asked this very question. The answer is that the only place suitable to store porridge is in goldilocks' big bucket!

No it's true, I've got the original 1st Edition Goldilock's & The 3 Bears' book, and the much mis-interpreted line from Mummy Bear is 'And who's been jizzing in my porridge?'

Obviously, Daddy Bear & Baby Bears response was, as we still think.

So there's all the proof you need.

Its good for stirring porridge also! Dont forget that.

It seems that your brain box is storing some now!

Yup. Just ask my mum - she keeps our Ready Brek fresh all through Christmas

You have to get your oats from some place. Just remember bowls and not bowels ;)

No her A hole will do to if you don't mind your porridge being all nutty

No and you are living proof as it seems your cranial cavity is much better suited