Got any cusses or curses besides "go "&%*$" yourself? Maybe a good insult?

Yim, don't take this personally but.......

I fart in your general direction.

You need to build a time machine and go back in time before you was born and convince your mother to get sterilized.

If ******** was music, you would be a brass band.

I'm sorry but that noise is my glass eye snoring. Feel free to keep talking over it.

If your looking for sympathy its in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis

Your face is the best form of contraception I know

Your head is so far up your backside its started to come back out of your neck and no one has noticed

Why am I smiling after you've given me the bad news? I'm looking at someone to blame it on.

Have I missed you? Yeah, but my aim is improving.

Your so ugly your mother made you an alter boy. At least that way someone would have sex with you.

;-)

Check out this site:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

Shakespeare was a master. Use "you" instead of "thou" for a contemporary feel. Calling someone a "barnacle" may sound trendy (Pirates of the Caribbean and all that); calling them a "clotpole" sounds worse than it is; and calling them a "lewdster" really turns the tables.

here's one that just roles right off the tongue if you take time to practice saying fast while you're not pissed.

You son of a bit ch, jack a$s, c.un.t, punk motherf.uc.ker!

it's the only one that i can think of that fits all the categories that you're looking for, it's fun to say, it's sounds evil if you say it to the wrong person, and it is at the same time odd.

you butt plu.g

fu*ckface.

Hey why don't you do me a favour and go kill yourself..

If only i could rid the world of garbage ..sch as yourself..

The best was my professor last year, there's a complete smart *** in my class who challenges evrything he said and my prof one day snapped and said something like: "I won't even bother with you Patel, you look like someone who woud find a game of checkers against a bag of salt complicated..."

I never heard so much laughter in my whole life....it was delicious..

Well there's always the tried and true "Sit n' Rotate", accompanied by the appropriate hand gesture (aka flipping the bird).

Yim, Your mind is about as sharp as a cotton ball.

Insult:

You remind me of a house fly.

You eat sh*t and bother people.

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Bad date: "I'm sorry, but I never kiss on the last date."

yeah id love to stay and chat but youre a total b*tch......