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1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3) What's the difference between a b*tch and a wh*re?
A wh*re sleeps with everybody at the party;
A b*tch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to call during orgasm.
8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ***?
A mechanic.
9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
11) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
10 Answers
- cutburthLv 45 years ago
a number of that "crappy 60's technologies" grow to be extra sturdy than a super style of the flimsy, flam-flammy stuff we've in the present day that has a tendency to interrupt down each couple of weeks. decrease back then a super style of stuff grow to be outfitted to final - so this isn't any longer all a giggling count. decrease back while i grow to be a newborn in the 1970's we had an previous twin bathtub washer from the 1960's, which apart from one or 2 maintenance alongside the way in the previous due 1970's - it lasted superb up till approximately 1985, formerly it conked out. That grow to be approximately 25years of use.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
ty u lifted my spirits
