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3 Crows sitting on a fence?
A teacher asks her class. “3 crows are sitting on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?”
“Please Miss” says little Johnny, “none”.
“Why do you say that?” asks the teacher.
“ Because if the farmer shot one then the other 2 would fly away”
“Well” says teacher, “the answer I was looking for was 2, but I like the way you’re thinking”.
“Please Miss” says little Johnny, “Can I ask you a question?”
“Of course” says his teacher.
“3 Women are eating a banana. One of them is licking it, one is biting it and one is sucking it. Which one is married?”
“Well” says the teacher, slightly embarrassed. “I would have to say the one who is sucking it”
“No Miss” says little Johnny. “It’s the one wearing the wedding ring. But I like the way you’re thinking”
24 Answers
- 1 decade ago
Hahaha thats a keeper lmfao nice one 10/10 n a thumbs up!! ;]
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
old 1 but still makes me lol 10/10
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very Cute!!
