Which president uttered the wisdom, "How come there are so many more horses asses than there are horses".

The saying is not attributed to any one President. It could have been uttered by any number of them. It is like someone quoting Murphy's Law: "If anything can go wrong it will." It is attributed to Grandma Soderquist, and is called:

Soderquist's paradox:

There are more horse's asses than there are horses.

Another of her supposed witty sayings is:

Grandma Soderquist's Conclusion

A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce.

This quote can be attributed to President Johnson however:

While you're saving your face you're losing your ***.

-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Here's another of Grandma's witticisms:

Sonderquist's Rule for Political Speeches

Don't ever make a speech with more than one thousand words. The speech should contain and repeat certain key words like: "people", 81 times; "our country", 26 times; "liberty", 17 times; "the poor", 33 times; "I promise you", 77 times; and all opponents "incompetent" as many times as you can say it.

Not listed in any of the Famous quote sites....but it sounds like Harry Truman!

Sounds like Teddy to me.

sounds like something Lyndon Johnson would have said. Is it?

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