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hi_its_bryan asked in Society & CultureMythology & Folklore · 1 decade ago

Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

I met a frozen catfish dinner the other night, and he said as he was walking to work he found a $948 bill lying on the sidewalk, with a note attached instructing him that he had to take it home or it would die. How lucky is that? He is now retired, living in Mississippi, selling used fisherman's underwear to bloated seals over the internet.

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  • uncle J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    You are a freakin genius

  • of Light
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You show the obvious symptoms of being deprived of oxygen while in the fetal stage. From you picture you appear to suffer from mild retardation too.

    Why do you waste time writing crap? - Actually, I think I just answered my own question.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You clearly have some very good stuff, care to share among friends?:D

  • kandi61689
    1 decade ago

    because your not a catfish

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  • throughthebackyards
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Not convincing enough.

  • Marvin R
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    what an imagination.

  • Arnar
    1 decade ago

    are you drunk

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