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A woman walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a ten foot salami under the other, the bartender says

That joke is from the Breakfast Club and Judd Nelson is asking it, but he falls through the ceiling before he finishes the joke. Is that an actual joke--has anyone ever heard the punchline?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

    He falls through the ceiling and doesn't finish the joke!

    The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

    So the joke was never finished....it was just pointless dialoge in the movie!! lol...how i do ♥ that movie

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    try to google it and see if you get an answer

  • 1 decade ago

    sorry... missed that episode... do u actually believe that's an actual joke?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ohh ohhh

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    borring

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