A political riddle that makes you go UGH!?

A MARE -a- thon runner

but he wasn't serious...he was just horsing around....

and, it was at night, which made him a night-MARE....

but being a horse of a different color, he didn't want to be confused with an A S S....

however, his wife, who was a horse, was a complete nag about the whole thing.

.....ok, ig, I am done now !!

I believe it would be 'Mr. Mayor' or 'Mrs./Ms./Miss Mayor'. Or simply, 'Hizzoner ('his honor') or 'Heronner'. Or their first name if you're on a first name basis, but never in public, that looks like you're a schmoozer.

The Roman Emporer Caligula had appointed a horse as a senator, but I don't think there has ever been a horse elected mayor, so the rules are kinda iffy on this.

Hope this helps!

A Cityslicker

This was an easy one>>>he he he>>> Mayor means "mare"

With so much horse trading in Indian politics, an appropriate riddle. .......UGH

A mare (Mayor)

u have already made people say it in the title

a nayer because hores nay

I think I got this one....

a Ma (Y)re...mayor

ugh

haha