If we were under the mistletow?

If we were under a mistletow... It sounds to me like that xmas party has adult drinks like strong egg nog.. I don't want to go there as it's a trap.. If one was kissing under that toxic weed and it fell into your mouth.. It could kill you if you ate it..

Not to say kissing is bad.. But at a xmas party... One could get all the colds and flu's to last you all summer next year...

Who ever made that up in the first place? If I had my choice.. I'd rather have a plant over my head to kiss a person.. That plant should have a better effect then the egg nog..

I would not kiss you as my mustache would likely tickle your cheek and your beard would likely tickle my lips.

I am not a homosexual, and some social customs were made for ignoring.

Then the mistletoe would be above us. There.

What on earth is a 'homosexual answer'?

you would have to call 911 i am allergic to that stuff an go into shock.

I'd get out from under it.

Learn to spell, homophobe.

I would run away. Merry Christmas.

i would not go under the mistletow with you!!!!

i would cut it down

my husband would probably kick your a**