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Should doctors tox screen Senator Johnson for Polonium-210?

I just want to preemptively put this question out there, since if, God forbid, Senator Johnson becomes permanently incapacitated; and the Republicans remain in control of the Senate. I am sure liberals will start a new conspiracy theory that Bush or Karl Rove was somehow responsible for this tragedy.

Update:

I guess only about 3 or 4 people actually read the whole question, or most people simply do not under satire.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I like it, a preemptive conspiracy theory. There really should be a required class on critical thinking in high school. Check out the Penn and Teller series "Bulls**t" on Showtime. I think you would enjoy it.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • sprcpt
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    What is truly weird is the fact that darn near every household in the US has enough Polonium 210 in it to do one of these poisonings and they do not even know it.

    Here is a hint as to where it is:

    A little piece of this stuff is in an electronic device that is required by law in most communities to be placed in multiple locations around your house.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes a tox screen is a good idea.

    We have evidence that the US CIA killed people in the 60's. Now that Bush and his pro torture cabinet have gone completely FERAL anything is possible.

    Go big Red Go

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  • 1 decade ago

    No! Polonium 210 will not cause the type of problem the man has.

    Use your head. Think about what you say before you say it. That

    way you wont look the fool.

    People are going to think what ever they wish, contrary to facts.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS and have a nice day.

    Thank you very much, while you're up!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I wonder if Senator Johnson made Hillary mad about something?

    People who got on the wrong side of Hillary in Arkansas, ended up with "problems".

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nah, instead, like in the Wiz of Oz, somebody needs to cat scan Cheney for a heart, Rice for courage, and W for a brain...

  • 1 decade ago

    Good idea. The Congress is full of enemy agents from the Republican Party. They are not above murder.

  • 1 decade ago

    stress,and the failed war in Iraq,,also pressure from the senate,could bust any brain...he is finished,as a senator,get over it,,,its republican again,,,all hail bush and our failed Iraq war,,we tried,,,,,,and we still want all the oil...cheers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Seeing as how his condition has already been diagnosed and surgery has been performed that's a pretty ridiculous notion.

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