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A raise for the preacher?
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby, so he went before his congregation to ask for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After six children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd,
"Children are a gift from God," he said.
Silence fell on the assembled crowd. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is a gift from God, too, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
And the Congregation said, "Amen."
5 Answers
- JadedLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
Loved it! Had to call up a friend and tell it to him, he snorted he laughed so hard. Also e-mailed to a few friends, one is a preacher. He said AMEN!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha super funny...still looking for a good joke for me to tell
thumbs up
Justin
- Anonymous1 decade ago
TELL HIM NOT TO ****** MOLEST THE LITTLE CHILDREN!!!
THEN THEY MIGHT CONSIDER GIVING HIM A RAISE!
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