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A man wakes up after surgery?
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute."
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."
She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."
9 Answers
- ?Lv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahaha soo funny even more for me because i am having gallbladder surgery tomorrow and i can tell that to the hubby... thanks for the tip
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Nice 1. Made me laugh.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
OW! (THanks for the laugh. I needed it)
