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texasblueslady asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

An old man goes into a brothel?

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the man and asks how old he is.

"I'm 90 years old," he says.

"Ninety!" comments the madam "Don't you realize you've had it?"

"Oh, sorry," said the old man, "how much do I owe you?"

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  • ☼Divine Wind☼
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LMAO poor old dude.

  • gagliano
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • heaven_forsaken_dark_poet
    1 decade ago

    Oh man, that is too funny, keep 'em coming 10/10!!

  • [ jD ]
    1 decade ago

    lmao..i wish i could get customers like that in my brothel

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  • hpz ftw
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha,thats funny,i give you a thumbs up.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't get it.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lmfao that was way funny thanks your a damn hoot

  • wind cries mary
    1 decade ago

    ho ho ho that's a knee slapper

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