If a plane crashes where do they bury all the survivors?

ok, dude, first off, it's "If a lane crashes on the boarder between two countries where do they bury the survivors". And the answer is they dont bury survivers.

that's such and old joke. They're alive, you don't bury em, blah blah blah.

The better way to say it is...

If a plane carrying 200 people, 100 from the United States of America and 100 from Canada crashes directly on the border between Canada and America, with the plane being symmetrically divided along the border and its weight evenly distributed on either side and all other extremities of the plan equally positioned on each side, where would you bury the survivors?

Survivors don't get buried...

And a better version is: If a plane with 500 people on it crashes on the border of The United States of America and Mexico where would they bury all of the survivors.

If you tell it that way people get thrown off more. :)

Once the survivors are actually dead (due to natural or other causes), they may be buried in Graveyards.

In some religions, you cremate the deceased rather than bury them. There are many other practices prevalent. Check out the wikipedia article i've listed for more details.

On Page 4. The survivors are not news except for the human interest angle. I wish I were kidding, but that is how it is. The dead would be on the front page.

Why would the survivors want to be buried?

You wouldnt wonna bury survivors,just the dead

As EVERYONE has , undoubtedly, said, You don't survivors because they're still alive. You only bury casualties.

You don't bury survivors.

Uhhh....... there would be no survivors ... unless they land on the island where all the "LOST" survivors miraculously survived.