what are some of your weirdest paranormal experiences??

This one time while I was riding my seven wheeled bicycle through space on my way to Pluto, a massive entity materialized in front of me. I guess the most shocking part of this encounter was that it could speak. It told me that it's name was Dan right before it began to spit a stinky spacial acid upon me. Luck must have been in my pockets or possibly in one of my shoes, because the lack of gravity caused the fowl smelling spacial acid to float back towards the entity causing him to shriek quite loudly. After about ten more minutes of very disturbing shrieiking, crying, and barking, the entity finally decided to leave....... but right before he left, he told me that he lied about his name being Dan and that it was actually Clifford.....but that he preferred Cliff. Feeling betrayed, I told him that I couldn't believe that he had lied to me and that I never wanted to see him again, and he said "FINE", and then dissapeared. I wiped the tears from my eyes and then climbed back on my trusty bike. For the rest of the trip I peddled my heart out hoping to never cross such a deceiptful entity again.

My Grandmother died and bequethed her sewing machine to my sister. Well I asked for it even after she left me her engagement ring. Never got to sew a thing on the machine, all kinds of things bad happened the needle broke, the machine fell down through the table etc. I got it fixed and gave it to my sister, she sews everything with never a problem. I have sewed on it at her house with no problem.

My great grandma had a dream where her friend asked her if she wanted to go on a ride on a human carrage, but she said no.

The next day that same friend was found dead in her sleep....

I've also experienced Dejavu

Several years ago I woke up and saw a man standing at the end of my bed. He then just plain disappeared! Honest truth!

Ouija boards. We talked to Elvis Presley, and he sat right behind me! But he really hates it when you fuss over him...He turned our light off!