What do I bring to a George W. Bush party sponsored by Haliburton?

Freedom!

But it needs to be wrapped up in scud missiles and white phosphorus, because that’s how freedom comes…

The Democratic Talking Points.

Why don’t you disguise into a pink rabbit with a drum to sing a song like this:

Dear Mr. President

If You're Happy And You Know It

Bomb Iraq

If you cannot find Osama,

Bomb Iraq.

If the markets are a drama,

Bomb Iraq.

If the terrorists are frisky,

Pakistan is looking shifty,

North Korea is too risky,

Bomb Iraq.

If you have no allies with you,

Bomb Iraq.

If you think that someone's disused you,

Bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections,

Go look tough for the elections,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression,

Bomb Iraq.

To prevent this mass destruction,

Bomb Iraq.

They've got weapons you can't see,

And that's all the proof you need,

If they're not there, they must be there,

Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected,

Bomb Iraq.

If your mood is quite dejected,

Bomb Iraq.

If you think Saddam's gone mad,

With the weapons that he had,

And he tried to kill your dad,

Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growing,

Bomb Iraq.

If your ties to it are showin',

Bomb Iraq.

If your politics are sleazy,

And hiding that ain't easy,

And your manhood's getting queasy,

Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders,

Bomb Iraq.

For our might knows not our borders,

Bomb Iraq.

Disagree? We'll call it treason,

Go make war not love this season,

Even if you have no reason,

Bomb Iraq.

The guests may have fun, don’t you think?

Me.....I could use the money to be found there. Do you think they could spare a few billion for a poor suffering veteran?

Undying love for the President.

Drafts for no-bid defense contracts, and checks to Republican campaign committees.

Intelligence and wit... ooops, you'd be going empty-handed!

Bring the graves of the 3,000 U.S. soldiers who died because of his dumb @ss.

Suitcases full of money - unmarked bills preferred.

a bucket full of the blood of american soldiers. to throw on him.