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dukefenton
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dukefenton asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

So far the count is: 1 @ss, 1 beaver, 1 clam, a fish nobody can find, 2 calves, 2 soles, 10 little piggies, and a couple thousand hares. Any more?

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  • louisem28
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    u forgot to mention that some people can fit a whole lotta crabs in there as well, lol.

  • jon h
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    the only animal i ever wanted to fit into a pair of pantyhose was my (ex)girlfriends P*SSY!

    ha ha ha

  • robert r
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    add two hippobottomuses the drumsticks of a turkey, the fish that you cant find is because it got out of the netting and all that is left is/are the scales underneath the soles. if you can lift the whole thing high enough, sometimes you can get the belly of a whale in there too.

  • Mary
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha.

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  • Space Cadet
    1 decade ago

    an elephant with a very long trunk

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny. Very funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahah

  • Robert
    7 years ago

    Don't forget that fat cat!!!!

  • Spencer Berger
    6 years ago

    cameltoe

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