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ettezzil
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ettezzil asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Thanks to everyone ^_^?

To all my friends: Thanks to you sending me warnings and chain letters

I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they

contain may turn me gay.

I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

Update:

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will dump on you tomorrow

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  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    LOL. I KNOW what you mean! LOL.

    Good One! LOL.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    The video is nonsense. There's obviously no proof that any influenza vaccine can motive dystonia. The swine flu vaccine is being produced in exactly the same way that the flu photographs have been produced for the final thirty years. At the same time there are dangers with any vaccine, the advantages a ways outweigh the very tiny odds of a complication.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    go the bird go the bird very funny 10/10

  • Phamous
    1 decade ago

    Pretty funny. Haha.

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  • warp
    1 decade ago

    I like that!

  • Arcia
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    dot dot dot

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    and so on and so on.

  • Ghjjf
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ....WTF???

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