Two Irishmen fly to London?

Sean & Paddy on their way & on first Guiness, their peace shattered by a big bang & shudder from the plane.

Pilot says..."sorry folks # 1 engine failed we'll be ok! but we'll be 15 min late getting to London".

Lads look at one another & order a second Guiness.......soon another bang & shudder with heaps of smoke. "Begosh & begorrah what was that?" says Pad...

Pilot again, "Ladies & Gents # 3 engine just failed no worries, two good ones left, but we'll be 30 min late in London".

Passengers grumble so Pad & Sean order yet another Guiness....

And you guessed it again there's another Bang, shudder, sparks & smoke aplenty.

"Saints preserve us"says Sean.....Pilot..." you're not gunna believe it but # 4 just failed but # two is strong & we'll get there, only it'll be an hour later than planned".

Sean turns to Paddy & says.. ya know Pad..if that number two engine fails we'll be up here all bloody night!!!!