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Can anyone give me some pick up lines?

I need newer, faster working lines that will work to pick up todays liberated woman.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Here are some, but some of them are cheesy lol

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    Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

    Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

    I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

    I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

    Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

    Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

    Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

    Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

    Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

    Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

    Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist

    Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?

    Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

    Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

    Hope this helps :)

  • 1 decade ago

    come sit on my lap and we can talk about the 1st thing that pops up

    haha:]

    lol anyway..

    you can just type in pick up lines in google and find a ton of sites

  • 1 decade ago

    Lines never work. It is not what you say that matters, but how you say it.

    Women seem to be attracted to self-confidence & humor, so figure out a way to project those two characteristics.

  • 1 decade ago

    One, as corny as it may seem, went something like this.

    "Excuse me, when was the last time someone looked you in the eyes and said 'your beautiful'"?

    "I don't know, I guess it's been a while"

    "Are you sure? cause I could have sworn I just did"

    I bought her a drink we talked and we still "hang out" to this day.

  • xjaz1
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    If you want to be tactful.. Just say hi.. cut the bs and be yourself.. Intelligent women don't like the "cheezy" pick up lines..

  • 1 decade ago

    Stick ur head in a lake!! Jack@ss!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    jus walk by her n ask her ....tht do u believe in luv at first sight or shud i walk by again...tht one is funny one

  • 1 decade ago

    "Is that a mirror on your pants (skirt), 'cause I think I see myself in them?"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    are you wearing pantyhose or are your legs just that sexy,....

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