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pinks asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

BUSTED!! hehe...?

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn`t possibly do it. She would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...

"Really, I can`t," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.

That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said, "Oh Michael, you shouldn`t be here. My husband will be home soon!"

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  • Electric
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    ha ha ha ......a nice and funny one......He should thank his gf for showing the true colors of his wife.......any way both are sailing in the same boat,,,,,lmao

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    he isn't gay. I wish idiots might provide up posting solutions right here. in basic terms using fact he did no longer get an erection does no longer recommend he's gay. It in basic terms potential that he a) wasn't became on OR b) desires direct genital stimulation. relatively some boys get annoying while the wind blows - different boys do no longer. And breasts are quickly turning out to be something that doesn't unavoidably carry forth arousal in men. Breasts are everywhere now - so which you ought to could do slightly greater. Take care.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hillarious! 9 on 10

  • Konrad
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL! nice one.. she was busted! and that's why she loved the beard! haha nice 9/10

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  • ViCKi!™|`
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha funny. She gets busted before he does.

  • *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie*
    1 decade ago

    lol

    10/10

  • Hanny
    1 decade ago

    LOL I like that joke.I can't stop laughing

    Source(s): My brain of course
  • cool blue guy
    1 decade ago

    both were doing the same thing.thanks for the joke dear pinks....lol

  • Melisa
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ha ha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!!! i see that's a nice relationship going there.

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