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Which computer virus you fear most?

George W. Bush virus....Google search keeps returning WMD threats

Ellen Degeneres virus.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Monica Lewinsky virus.....Sucks all the memory out of your computer

Titanic virus.....Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus.....Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Mike Tyson virus.....Quits after one byte

Lorena Bobbit virus.....Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy

Tim Allen virus.....Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive

Woody Allen virus.....Bypasses the motherboard and turns on daughter card

Saddam Hussein virus.....Won't let you into any of your programs

Tonya Harding virus.....Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons

Joey Buttafuoco virus.....Only attacks minor files

X-files virus.....All your Icons start shape-shifting

Ronald Reagan virus.....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus.....Deletes your old files

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Mike Tyson Virus because it quits.

  • 1 decade ago

    George Bush Virus is deadly.....it can attack u without warning if u have oil in ur room...or near ur pc...or u made a drawing of oil resources in ur school...

  • 5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    nice joke but i pick Saddam Hussein virus

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    So stupid.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha......

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