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Who's your daddy?

Three boys are at school bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."

The second one says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet."

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father works for the city. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    i wish i had such father. he would help me when im late for school .

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Silly but cute. 8/10!

  • 1 decade ago

    okay, sounds about right

    Source(s): just me
  • 1 decade ago

    huhuhuhuh its not funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol... nice.. i wish i could do that...

  • Chris
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL

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