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Can a ninja resist the power of a Pop Tart?

Let's say a ninja wants to beat you up. If you offered him a Pop Tart, would he take it instead? I mean, they are really good ya know!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Duh.... he'd take the pop tart and then KILL you (or vice versa); they don't beat people up. Infact, he'd now have more reason to kill you -- to get the rest of your stash.

    On the other hand, if you ate the pop tart instead, you could probably take him.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ninja resists Pop Tart

    Samurai Can Not!

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Of course a ninja can't resist the power of a Pop Tart, unless it was that strawberry milkshake pop tart. Those are just nasty.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ninja would be owned by the pop tart

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  • K
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    No one can resist the power of a Pop Tart.

  • Eng
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Technically a ninja shouldn't. They are elite night assassins.

    And plus, you wouldn't have the time to offer a Pop Tart if he wants your head.

    You'd be dead before you can say

    You want a Pop Ta

    :: oh great, now i'm dead, freakin ninjas, i thought they were on my side, after all, i'm azn)

  • 1 decade ago

    the Pop Tart wins every time. Another winner is Dr. Pepper.

  • 1 decade ago

    What kind of question is this?

    Pop Tarts are good and all but, why offer him that you should offer him...maybe ramen?

  • 5 years ago

    good day i used to have pop muffins each and each of the time ! Yummy =) yet i wudnt have the strawberry ones with the white tops reli anymore because they're rather sickly yet i wud have the choc ones :P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Especially the ice cream sundae ones.

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