I am a Leo. Would Someone give me my horoscope ?

dont go anywhere today is d bad day for u . u caN MET A ACCIDENT ALSO,DIED ALSO......

This is for this month:

Leo

Don't count on your romantic partner to lift you out of the winter doldrums. For one thing, your happiness is not his or her responsibility. Second of all, he or she will most likely be part of the problem instead of the solution. The more you try to turn for this person for help, the more he or she will turn a blind eye and a cold shoulder to your needs. Alas, this is one of those tough months when you just need to suck it up, focus on loving yourself, and look in the mirror every day and remind yourself how wonderful you are, because no one else seems to be doing the job.

Here is your weekly from The Onion!

Leo July 23 - August 22

An old adage will be proven wrong this Thursday when bad things come to you in two-hundred-and-forty-threes.