A snail walks into a bar, what happens?

LOOOOVE IT!

He probably didn't like snail goo on his pint pots, and I think I know that bar - it's on the Fulham Highstreet, fussy or what?

Did the snail have a tie on, by the way?

I give it a 4/10

If it took him a year to return to the bar, how long did it take him to get there in the 1st place?

Snails don't walk. They slide. Check your resources before you post that nonsense on here.

Bartendar says, “I’m John.. come

back when Mack is here, he’s my twin. He’s

the one who kicked you out.”

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Three men were stranded on an island.

They didn’t speak to one another, for one year.

Then the first man said, “ Nice weather”

One year later, the second man said,

“It looks like it might rain”

One year later, the third man gets up and

says, “I’m leaving, you guys talk too much”

hehe i love jokes like that! reminds me about the one about the bloke with the giant orange for a head.... when asked about it in the pub one day he replies....

oh right.... i get asked this a lot ....well i found this genie lamp...

my first wish was for a million pounds.....

my second wish was for a beautiful and attentive wife

..... and my third wish was to have a giant orange for a head

The following year? Why did he wait so long?

probally didn't want the snail to get out of his shell.

Cute!

Haha?