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Here is a short academia coacktail humor?

The crazy English Professor at Berkeley decides to set his pupils a short story. In fact, the shortest story won a prize - but the essay had to include the following points:

1. Sex

2. Religion

3. Royalty

4. Mystery

And the winner is::

"My God!" said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did that?!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol. i love it. its funny how it make it sound like the queen is actually saying it about her self instead of making it sound like the work of a pupil.

    way to go.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

    I've heard this one before

    : D

    niiice

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehehhehe! Dumb but funny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    HMMM HUMOR!???

  • pay
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    its ok, lol

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