Did you hear about Norman and his lovely blonde wife??

Norman and his wife live in Marion, Ohio. One winter morning while

listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have

8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even

numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's

wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,

"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your

car on the odd numbered side o f the street, so the snowplow can get

through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are

having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting

12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the

electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried

look on her face she says,

"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need

to park on so the snow plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are

married to blondes exhibit, Norman says,

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"