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We know what F meant, what does M stand for?

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's

house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now

really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal

questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get

a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin

to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I

know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How

did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is

past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that

out?"

And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got

a divorce." Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really?

And just why is that, young lady?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    i dont get it..

  • 1 decade ago

    oh thats really funny! (not sarcastic)

    10 out of 10

  • 1 decade ago

    10/10 I gotta tell my mother this one and my husband.

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats a good one!

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    It means "Laugh my ******* *** off" Usually people use it a lot in texts or on online.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Gold star for u!! clap clap clap

  • 1 decade ago

    haha good one. thanx for the laugh.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha! you made me burst out at my workplace and everyone is just looking at me as if i'm crazy. thats pretty good!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    that was too funny right der i don't care who ya are

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHA! HILARIOUS 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was awesome!!

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