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Bev
Lv 5
Bev asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Did you hear about the Blonde with a flat tire...?

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied

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  • jc
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Bev, you can really get any guy interested when you start a joke like that......excellent !!!!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I love that joke. Never heard it before, but it's funny. Also, the one about Harvard guy and blonde.

  • 1 decade ago

    Best one I've heard this morning, 9/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cute!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    O those women, oh those lovely, gorgeous blond women !!!

    No fun, no life on earth without them ....

    Thank Yo for the fun: Aaron.

  • dadda
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol, sooooo funny

    deserves 10 out of 10

  • 1 decade ago

    haha cute

  • 1 decade ago

    cute

  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    cute

  • Tony M
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL! Funny one!

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