Want to hear a cute joke?

How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download

from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us

had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a

little

Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!