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Syd
Lv 4
Syd asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The Blond Artist?

Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude.

"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing."

"But what if I double your fee?" he pleaded.

"Nope, sorry. Won't do it."

"How about I give you five times what you normally get?"

"Oh, okay then," said the artist, "but I'm keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Ha funny 7/10

  • 1 decade ago

    That sounds like some one I know. lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol.and once again another blond has fallen victim to dumbness.

    lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol ah those blondes

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  • 1 decade ago

    nah i dnt like dat jk i fink its predictable

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha ha...very funny. i love it

  • Dee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL......................

    CLASSIC!

  • Jodi C
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

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